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Peak fiction

by hudreds&fitysbigold July 8, 2022
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Fictionkin

fictionkin is a neurodivergent coping mechanism, they ARE this person/object from a video game/show movie or book
My friend is a fictionkin of insert character
by unknown nonsense April 20, 2022
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fictionary

A type of dictionary that consists of nonexistent words; a portmanteau of "fiction" and "dictionary".
"That word is so fake it needs to be added to the fictionary."
by rhapsodyshadow May 27, 2018
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fictionaut

1. A writer of fictional material, primarily of an experimental or speculative nature.
2. A person so distracted by his or her own imagination, that he or she is said to have his or her head in the clouds.
Ray Bradbury is a first rate fictionaut. The other day, I nearly walked into a stop sign; I am such a fictionaut.
by A Lux October 19, 2005
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fully functional

by ixchell January 13, 2009
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fractional sex

1. (noun) Sex with someone so easy (or ugly) that they don't even count as a full notch on your belt. Similar to Fictional Sex, sex that's either made up to boost one's numbers, or falsely denied to reduce the bed count.

2. Sex that's so lousy, it doesn't even count as a full fuck.

3. Sex that's so amazing, or so difficult to score, it counts as several notches on your belt.
1. Bob: "Man, I fucked 1/3 of a girl last night."
Dan: "What do you mean? Where was the rest of her?"
Bob: "It was fractional sex, this chick named Amy. All I had to do was buy her one drink and she was back at my place. She was so easy, it doesn't even count as a full lay."

2. Krista: "How many guys have you been with, Amy?"
Amy: "Two and a quarter?"
Krista: "Two and a quarter? How do you fuck 25% of a guy?"
Amy: "It was this guy name Dan. He was so shitty in bed, it don't even count as a full lay. He had a little dick and he only lasted two minutes."
Krista: "Ah, fractional sex. I've had a few of those. I'm up to 3.4 I think."
Amy: "3.4, huh? Sounds like fictional sex to me. You're forgetting about those two guys you did on Spring Break, and that Jerry guy, and that professor you went down on, and-"
Krista: "Shut up! You made your point."

3. Will: "Well, it took me seven months, $500 in dating expenses, and four bullshit love poems, but I finally got Destiny in bed last night. And man, it was so worth it! She blew my fucking mind! I swear that counts as ten notches on my belt right there."
Steve: "Ah yeah, fractional action, huh? Nice."
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