five fingered discount

A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.

Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount

by oz November 7, 2003

finger

A body part that extrudes from the palm of your hand. You expected something horny, didn't you ;)

John never uses his finger for sexual purposes, but he uses them to do useful things such as typing.

by The7Guy January 28, 2021

five finger fillet

A street game in which you stab a knife between each of your fingers as fast as you can without hitting any.

Dude 1: Yo I lost two and a half fingers the other day playing five finger fillet.

Dude 2: Man you have to stop playing that.

by Caitlinxox7 September 16, 2008

Short-fingered Vulgarian

ANOTHER NAME OR DESCRIPTION OF THE PRESIDENT-ELECT DONALD (DRUMPH) TRUMP.

That short-fingered Vulgarian uses his nubby digits to grab women by the pussy.

by Pink Alpaca December 22, 2016

fingerbang

boy band from South Park

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Fingering

The placement of fingers on a musical instrument to create a specific note………perv

Great job at the violin recital, Jimmy! But work on your fingering next time

by Alpharat53 August 10, 2016

Three fingers up

Three fingers up means that u fuck a crazy amount of bitches & u also r hella attractive

Posing with three fingers up

by hideyodads April 29, 2022