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Evan

Evan is THE HOTTEST guy you’ll ever meet, he’s sweet but also a bit of a bully in a kind way! he is so kind and will always make you laugh no matter what, If you have an Evan keep him, you are one lucky person because if you loose him you’ll never find someone better than him again!
“Omg i’m so lucky i have an Evan

“Evan’s the hottest boy ever”
by AstorR September 4, 2021
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Evan

A tall, handsome, dreamy looking... but is actually a jerk who lost his virginity at 13. All he has is a cheap ass vape and tells everyone that he smokes weed and gets drunk every night.

You like him but he has done to many things to make your friends hate him so can't date
You: omg evan just told me that he likes me! hes so hot
Friend: NO you cant hes like a drug dealer or somthing and hes beef jerky without the beef.
You: your right (silently dies inside)
by Thatsonekid666 January 19, 2019
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Evan

by Duckfuck188 February 11, 2019
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Evan

(noun.) A person who plays clash of clans and is the gayest kid on Earth because he is rushed as hell.
Evan Kaps loves to play and spend money on clash of clans.
by wetrice December 31, 2019
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Evan

Someone: "Hi Evan"
Someone else: "You cant talk to him hes got wayyyyy to much clout"
by EASHGANNG May 28, 2019
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Evan

Way cooler than anyone named stryker
by Yoauntsdad November 26, 2019
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Evan

An asshole, looks ugly, never serious, never finishes his homework, lies a lot
by Sperix___ November 10, 2021
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