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Erection Levels

the one incher: the penis is very small because of cold water.

the two incher: used for urinating

the three incher: before an erection

the four incher: the penis hangs at half-erection

the five incher: not the full length, but an erection

the six incher: full length of an erection without sexual arousal

the seven incher: full length of an erection during intercourse

the eight incher: length of the penis before ejaculation(the very last 2 seconds)

the nine incher: your much bigger companion

the ten incher: everyone's best friend

the eleven incher: your superior officer

the twelve incher: five dollar foot long

the thirteen incher: your superior officer's superior officer

the fourteen incher: Chuck Norris

the fifteen incher: Mr.T

the twenty incher: God
Jake was researching erection levels, and jealous of all the lengths he wasn't yetly able to achieve; he was pre-pubescent.
by NIQQA2daResQ January 4, 2011
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Loss of data or files when you eject your USB key without properly stopping the device.
Oh no! Half of my presentation is missing because I just pulled out without stopping my USB key. This happens to me all the time. I must have a problem with premature ejection dysfunction.
by emb68 May 15, 2007
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erection

When your penis has reached its happy time and it sticks out because it wants a piece of the action. :P
He got an erection when he saw that sexy pole dancing chick
by lennythefreakinleopard October 11, 2011
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2004 Presidential Elections

The election

A 24/7 show on North American television where two lying, cheating and very rich puppets on strings try to persuade the dumbass inhabitant of the Unites States that the other puppet is filthy lucre. Astonishingly enough, those inhabitants actually believe what is said. The rest of the world is watching this puppet show in disbelief. One of the puppets on strings is the best liar and becomes President of the United States. There the winner-puppet will make sure that the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer and that the worlds natural environment gets polluted even more.
Puppet on strings demolishes our World
by EuropeanAndAstonished October 13, 2004
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anal erection

When you get aroused so much that your ass cheeks automatically clench and can't stop!
Man: Nice Ass!
Woman: Thanks! I Shaved It Yesterday.
*Anal Erection Begins*
by AlexPower October 9, 2008
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hate erection

An erection caused mainly or solely based on the desire to get back or hurt someone.
Or to feel such strong feeling of hate towards a person or someone close to a person and to use your erected girth as a weapon of mental warfare
I hate this bloke call Tommy. Tom has numerous sisters and a girlfriend so based on the desire to piss off tom and not because i find any of them attractive. I sleep with them by aquiring a "hate erection" other possible situations indicative of "hate erection" include

"my girlfriend hasn't let me fuck her in 2 days man!"
"punish her"
"yeah hate erection"
or
I hate Noel so much to the point that I could get a "hate erection" and fuck him so as to scar him to the point he is not on televison anymore. Even though im not gay
by Captain Jim Gregory December 22, 2008
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Alabama Erection

When you get an erection about a member of your family. The Alabama Erection originates from Alabama where it is commonplace for people to gain erections for family members. Sickos...
Mother: Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Son (in a sheepish manner): Its an Alabama erection.

**Pleased with her findings the two proceed to copulate**
by Dannance January 12, 2011
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