english assload

Equal to a standard assload - compare with "metric assload".

"Man, I've got an assload of work to do."
"Metric or english?"
"English. It's just two classes."

by ZorbaTHut November 03, 2003

The English Language

The most expressive, beautiful romanticised language in the glorious world. Used by poets, essayists, novelists, diarists, deities and denizens of the world and other places.

"The primroses glistened in the crepuscular penumbra of the midnight moon, sparkling with the tears of a thousand fairies." -An example of the English language

"Jocey says yo." - Another example of the English language.

by Stephen Coyle, Hugh McDaid and Shaun Hegarty May 15, 2007

English Major

The thinking man's major. The English major excels in things like grammar, literature, critical thinking, writing, public speaking, and educating an ignorant population.

1. English majors usually go on to become brilliant professors, lawyers/judges, writers, or editors.

2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major

by ohioman234 December 08, 2009

English Breakfast

To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face

Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore

by Dan Rich February 18, 2006

restaurant English

The minimal amount of English a foreign-born waiter or busboy learns in order to communicate with his/her customers—"hamburger," "fork," "cheese," etc.

He couldn't really follow what was on TV, he basically just knew restaurant English

by dizzy spins November 19, 2009

english momio

the english momio server is filled with nsfw content, 17 year olds, bts, fake depression...also known as the defenition of tumblr 2.0. Everyone looks the same, im pretty sure you have seen a guy on there with a buzz cut, sad emoji shirt and ripped jeans,,,yeah right.
or maybe you have seen polish and german people speaking in their language?
some innapropppppppriate editsss???
children with nicotine addictions.
nnn????

LETS NOT FORGET Momio is a app for children where we learn about safety lmao

welcome to english momio human

have you heard about english momio?
oh yeah, you mean tumblr?

by freakingnoodle November 21, 2019

english latte

When you cum in a girls face them tea bag her and fart in her face

I'm gonna make you an English latte bitch

by OB South October 14, 2017