English Major

The thinking man's major. The English major excels in things like grammar, literature, critical thinking, writing, public speaking, and educating an ignorant population.

1. English majors usually go on to become brilliant professors, lawyers/judges, writers, or editors.

2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major

by ohioman234 December 8, 2009

English Breakfast

To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face

Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore

by Dan Rich February 19, 2006

English Slut

Someone who goes to down to the library to study.

Did you hear Ethan is an English Slut

by Layla5150 June 16, 2021

restaurant English

The minimal amount of English a foreign-born waiter or busboy learns in order to communicate with his/her customers—"hamburger," "fork," "cheese," etc.

He couldn't really follow what was on TV, he basically just knew restaurant English

by dizzy spins November 19, 2009

english latte

When you cum in a girls face them tea bag her and fart in her face

I'm gonna make you an English latte bitch

by OB South October 14, 2017

English with Gry

English class with Gry is like being dickslapped by a starving jew during holocaust. I have never been more impatient than during Gry's lessons. If you can't feel the dickslapping, then you will at a bare minimum starve slowly to death yourself. This occurs in context with the mere boredom of English with Gry.

In the events, that you survive to see your grade from Gry, you will instantly drop to the floor as Gry stares deep into your soul. As you're then gasping for air, she will proceed to violently eat up your soul from the inside, until you're nothing but an empty course.

In conclusion, you must always skip English with Gry.

Person 1: "Are you going to the next lesson, bro?"

Person 2: "No, are you crazy? It's English with Gry."

Person 1: "Oh snap, then I'm not going either."

by CasualTeacherHater February 22, 2022

english momio

the english momio server is filled with nsfw content, 17 year olds, bts, fake depression...also known as the defenition of tumblr 2.0. Everyone looks the same, im pretty sure you have seen a guy on there with a buzz cut, sad emoji shirt and ripped jeans,,,yeah right.
or maybe you have seen polish and german people speaking in their language?
some innapropppppppriate editsss???
children with nicotine addictions.
nnn????

LETS NOT FORGET Momio is a app for children where we learn about safety lmao

welcome to english momio human

have you heard about english momio?
oh yeah, you mean tumblr?

by freakingnoodle November 21, 2019