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English grammar

Ben and Matt only talk with English grammar.
by AMERICAN November 2, 2003
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English Language

Something people of the younger generation have an inexplicable difficulty in expressing. Most notably the use of "American English", a degredation of the traditional language where "peepz speek lik diz, yo!!". Critique is erronously directed towards anybody with half a brain and the sense to realize that using "traditional English" is NOT "old-fashioned" or "geeky".

Conversely, English has already been the most bastardized language over the centuries, having taken many words from multiple languages and confusing the hell out of non-native speakers. But people of today's generation do NOT need to go intentionally out of their way to bastardize this already-confusing language further.
"Hipster": 'Eya homes, whaddup yo?! Layin' th'cuts straight ballinz, fo shizzle?!"
Person who speaks proper English: "Learn some basic English, fucker. I've got no idea what the hell you're saying."
by Alhadis December 9, 2004
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english teacher

A loser who has no life and spends all thier time finding new and pointless symbols in "classic" litturature such as the shitest book on earth Catcher And The Rye, Lord of The Flies and The Red Pony
Damn I hate my english teacher. Today she said that Holden's hat represents the state of humanity. WTF its a freakin hat.
by Abba Zabba April 16, 2004
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English Tunnel

When a male has anal sex with a partner, then ejaculates inside, then uses a large, blunt object to widen the anus. Then he reaches inside and scoops out feces and semen, then eats it.
I almost gagged while I was giving my girl the English Tunnel last night!
by chinesetrout January 14, 2008
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English Houdini

When a dude is doing someone doggie style, he pulls spits on the partner's back to make them think that he came. When the partner turns around, the dude cums in their face.
I gave your mother an English Houdini during lunch.
by negamooks August 11, 2008
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English Muffin Pizza

Probably one of the greatest foods in existence, extremely easy and quick to make. Toasted English Muffin, tomato sauce, cheese, + toppings. Put under the oven broiler until cheese is beginning to brown. Remove, eat, jizz in your pants, rinse and repeat.
Matt: Yo brb gonna go make some english muffin pizzas, swear man they're SOOOOO good. Loki: Fuck now i'm hungry and the average mexican taco won't satisfy me. Cody: Ayo P;
by Hexing July 24, 2010
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English Tea Biscuit

When you are squatting over your old lady and steeping your balls real good in her mouth with a old fashioned tea bagging and you drop a hot turd on her chest.
Rachel was steeping my ballsack real good last night but was not overlay fond of the English tea biscuit.

I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
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