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email mitosis

The process by which an email, which you are copied on, has replicated each of its replies, separated the thread into several identical threads, each containing in its own new information from the others copied, without you knowing what the fuck is going on anymore
Hey I was looking into that Baggage that got lost and I found that it wasn't in our storage facility.

Yeah, everyone already knew that because Someone else found it found it like an hour ago, I guess you weren't on that thread...

I think urban dictionary should have a definition about "email mitosis" to describe that phenomenon.
by andyisgodsgift January 3, 2014
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email fork

When your coworker does not respond to the latest reply of an email thread, the discussion becomes forked between his reply and the latest. The fork is more severe when an email volley is accumulating participants, and you get left out. in which case, you'll hope someone will loop you in. the fork could be unintentional if the forker is just a slow-ass chicken pecker. but if he has a rep of being a habitual threadjacker, it is probably not
To avoid an email fork of the thread with a client, Becky sent Chad a DM that she was drafting a response to the client's latest questions.
by DirtyWaterbury March 12, 2019
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emanent nihilism

The concept of light or language as the center of the mind.

The idea that ontology is effected from language and points toward the human mind.

Black light.
Emanent nihilism solves the conundrum of deterministicism (arbitrariness) by pointing ontology at rather than away from the mind.

Ontology is effected to emerge from language rather than the mind.

This means that reality-in-the-mind is arbitrary as opposed to language centric; ie. the mind-in-reality emerges before reality-in-the-mind can modulate it with language.

Thus language-centricity is reality; and absolute.

Language-centricity--but not language--is absolute.
by metawave September 28, 2019
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EMANIE

sooo fucking sexy she is sooooo toxic but it’s okay bc she is hot asf
wow thats the toxic bitch emanie who is inlove with justice
by AUTUMN BITCHHH September 15, 2020
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Elaina

A beautiful girl no matter what she looks like. An Elaina can be annoying sometimes; but she’s only mad for a bit. She’s one of the most innocent people you will know. If you have an Elaina in your life, make sure you treat her right!
Boy 1: look! Is an Elaina!
Boy 2: I wish she was my gf
*Elaina looks and smiles away*
Boy 1: yea. She’s just so...Stellar!
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Elaina

She's one of those girls who's a total dumbass once you get to know her and real damn annoying but can't get out of it. But, she's there for ya when shit hits the fan.
Your friend: dude you got yourself an Elaina

You: yeah it doesn't go away. Just roll with it
by yees. May 30, 2021
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emanj

Is normally a very casual girl or boy also takes your Doritos when your not looking
by —Reese— September 5, 2021
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