expentious

expensive and pretentious

You look like such a hipster douchebag with those expentious sunglasses.

by yjneb June 24, 2010

Expectus Nofetus

The Harry Potter abortion spell

Hermione: Listen Ron, I have to tell you something. From the night before...I...I'm pregnant.
Ron: Hermione! That's amazing!
Hermione: Like fuck it is. EXPECTUS NOFETUS!

by thedank June 28, 2017

experimentationing

The act of performing either:

(1) a highly confidential work that you can't divulge the details of, or, the more likely alternative,

(2) a work where you've no clue what you're doing but still want to make it sound important.

Pauleena: Hey P, what did you do in the school today?
P: I did a lot of experimentationing. To be honest, I was surprised by how much experimentationing I can perform in one day.

by nish-ant June 14, 2021

ewpert

Goofy, or silly

When I saw my friend dancing in the rain with a traffic cone on his head, I couldn't help but think he looked absolutely ewpert.

by Aero9999 April 14, 2023

Grapple Experience

When you put grape juice/soda on a woman's genitals, make her put an apple in her mouth, eat her out, and then take a bite of the apple.

No one could understand why Terry was buying so much grape Fanta and a big bag of apples, but he was planning a grapple experience for his special lady that very night.

by beautifulmidnight March 18, 2011

cleary experience

Walking into the woods a boy and leaving a man

I swear that guy just had the cleary experience.

by MRCLUTCH1998 September 24, 2015

Doodoo experience

When you have been through a lot of shit!

I have had a Doodoo experience week nothing but shit the whole time!

by Joecrash396 June 20, 2018