EpsTheta

a kind of male human that is unnaturally tall and extremely bald

human 1: hey look thats EpsTheta!

human 2: they are really bald... he could use some bald head polish
human 1: i know.... its horrible!

by hellboundsoul August 11, 2023

Epstein's Dozen

A dozen is 12, a baker's dozen is 13, an Epstein's dozen is 14

I picked up an Epstein's dozen of doughnuts.

by Frenchtard October 19, 2023

Epstain

The shame of being associated with Jeffrey Epstein

Flying on that jet gave him an epstain he can never wash out!

by DigitalR3x January 3, 2024

Epsteined

When someone has sex with you girl and the Israeli Intelligence secretly record video to blackmail him later

Alex Jones got epsteined, he never talks about Israel anymore and changes the subject when asked about it.
Elon Musk got epsteined. After epsteining him, the Zionists took over Twitter.

by Alex_Jones_the_real January 12, 2024

epshile

an epshile is a certified baby cat. it means you're the silliest baby cat of them all and you love to play with your friends and be joyous. epshiles most enjoy fun times and family. most importantly, epshiles have fun in the baby cat club. anyone can be an epshile if they believe in themselves

"Mr Code man thinks Jackson is an epshile"
"And Dio won't stop talking about mcdonald's ig??

"EPSHILE... THAT'S A NEW ONE"

by fae is bunni January 22, 2024

Epsteined

When somebody has been Epsteined, he or she has become the victim of a bribe that is sexual in nature and shows the hidden hand of Israel.

The politician has been Epsteined so don't expect him to act honourably and in the interest of the people.

by justitia January 26, 2024

EpsTheta

a kind of person who is painfully addicted to stuff but is cool I GUESS

Person 1: Omg! Is that the real EpsTheta????
EpsTheta: no shut up please
Person 1: im also bald.

by ohgodwtfwasithinking January 27, 2024