Eli

This egotistical dude thinks he's better than everyone. Vapes 24/7 and has 19293020 pairs of yeezys. has tons of pussies and bitches but still can't get a good girlfriend. attends a shitty ass school and doesn't know how to use english or understand grammar, this dude has a literal 1 inch dick. a small tiny lil dick that dumbass hoes like for some reason. stacks mad cash on dumb hoes. hes a rich white boi but cant afford a good car. never turst elis. NEVER TRUST ELI'S.

guy 1: aye eli can i hit your vape

eli: nah bro u aint got the cash

by Lil Oof Dick December 7, 2018

eli

Hot dude that glowed up

wOoOooOoW lOoK aT eLi

by *breaths* November 1, 2018

Elis

The perfect one. Doesn't lack in any way. Intelligent, classy, funny, naughty and sexy.

Someone that's always the top 1. A very unique person which is very rare to encounter. Everyone falls for someone like this. An erotic charmer with a competent huge cock. When you find one, keep it and you'll live the best of your life.

He's Elis? Wow, I wanna marry him and have the best life I could ever have.

by CatGrayriona December 19, 2018

Elie

Elie is usually a dickhead that tries to be funny but there not. Tries to be the class clown and is actually really bad at school. He is also known for being dumb and an asshole

There is so many Elies in my class

by Unknownfactsaboutpeepsnames March 23, 2017

Eli

A lil pussy who with steal your girl. Eli caps about everything and will deny everything he says. When you are about to fight him he will call his daddy to pick him up.

“auy you heard what eli did?”
“yeah he called his dad when he was about to get into a fight”

“yeah what a pussy

by BigBrickMan November 6, 2019

Eli

A Capitalist Pig in search of love and warmth. He trys to make fun of communism but it fails. Like Capitalism.

Isn't Mitt Romney's real name Eli?

by Obama Bin Ladel November 12, 2019

Elis

To be an amazing. Full of love and kindness. Beautiful and humble most sweetest female. Graduated from University of Loyalty and Integrity. Extremely rare and precious.

Oh my goodness cool, that’s Elis!

by MaryGirl November 13, 2019