Douchebag

A bag used to clean the vagina with a straw or something to disperse the fluid. Usually used after sex.

It can also be used as a derogotory phrase towards someone if they're being an asshole or if you just dont feel like saying something else.
Scott Petterson is a douchebag.
by Bobby IzZO April 02, 2006
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A guy who is an egotistical arrogant fucktard who mooches off his girlfriends and friends. Always takes advantage of everyone he's around. Believes that he's the smartest of his circle and anyone he meets. Scrony fuck with a scrony dick that couldn't please a real woman, even if his life depended on it.
William Sullivan, the douchebag of 118 Petow Loop Exten
by hahakija February 26, 2013
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A person with multiple DWI'S and who hates his step children
A persons step father is a douchebag
by bob joe sir January 13, 2008
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1.) One who outwardly insists that they are the epitome of the human race by mirroring those to whom they are inferior.

2.) One who operates a vehicle of no reasonably admirable purpose in design.

3.) One who attempts to gain self-respect by dominating motorists on public roadways with transparent, predictable, and offensive driving habits.

4.) One who likely rewards their driving performance with repeated and violent sexual penetration of their vehicle in either the gas tank filler opening or exhaust pipe. (see undeniable douchebag)
Hey, check out that douchebag in the parking lot slamming his car up the tail pipe. He must have been driving it really hard earlier!
by Kemion July 31, 2011
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Justin Bieber is the definition of douchebag.
by MaskMan191 May 07, 2014
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ryan seacrest.

can be used as a noun or as an adjective
P1: "Hey douchebag!"
Ryan Seacrest: "yeah?"

P1: "Hey man you look kinda ryan seacrest"
P2: "are you calling me a douchebag?"
by tylerdurden5123124 October 29, 2009
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Tom is such a wimp... I think his wife has his balls in her purse, like Jon Gosselin! What a douchebag!
by mgstoked78 July 01, 2010
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