Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche

A common college term especially at colleges/ universities with dormitories. this term is used to describe a person who lives in the dorm or on your floor who is an ass and or douche. they can be classified as such by: singing in the shower, playing loud music, being a douche in general, playing their own acoustic guitar badly and loudly, (for men) shaving their beards and leaving long hairs in the bathroom sinks..etc.

Joe: OMG! Jerry left hair in the bathroom sink again after his shave and didn't clean it up.

Kenny: ya i know he's a Floor Douche.

Joe: i dont think theres anyone that annoying or inconsiderate in the entire dorm building he's the Dorm Douche.

Kenny: he's the Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche

by Boppity November 21, 2009

douche

insult/compliment; someone that has accomplished something amazing. sometimes used during a moment of jealousy.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see the back flip John did in the gymnasium?

Guy 2: Yeah, freakin' amazing!!!!

Guy 1: I know right!?!?! He is such a douche!

by CapoNaples March 27, 2007

douche

Donald Trump. There is no clearer way to describe this word.

President Donald J. Trump is the biggest fucking douche EVER.

by hot_mama February 28, 2017

douche

verb: to douche
That is, the act of douching someone - with a douche

Imma douche yo mom

by Kondizzlet the third August 5, 2008

douche

1. A device used to clean out vaginas (usuaully very,very dirty ones)
2. A fag

Example for the 2nd definition..."Your such a fucking douche for sucking men's cocks " o_O

by ZeonicForce July 6, 2006

douche

to flake, disappoint, betray

I have total confidence in Stan. Stan wouldn't douche.

by Qlark Griffith October 29, 2006

Douching

When you knowingly fuck with a douchebag.

"No girl. Tell me you aint douching again. You know what happened last time."

by Archimedes84 March 8, 2017