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doodlosis

An imaginary disease I created out of pure boredom. It spreads quickly and is quite fatal.

(Symptoms include excessive doodling, random outbursts, jellybean cravings, bizarre obsessions, talking in rhymes, and or.. dancing uncontrollably.)

There is no antidote and the infected will die in 3 weeks..., if they haven't already collapsed from dancing.
"Why are you dancing???" "um.. umm... OMG JUSTIN BIEBER!!!" "Well that's bizarre,, Oh shit. You have doodlosis." :O
by lolicakes August 14, 2010
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Dolorious

I don't like wearing condoms during sex, deal with it. Its Dolorious.
by Its fucking awesome. Deal. October 13, 2011
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Solo Dolo

Rolling a blunt, and then smoking it my yourself, rather than passing it in rotation.
Yo man, let's go solo dolo on a few blunts and get super stoned.
by Ahhchyea June 11, 2011
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Dollo

I wanna give that girl some dollo. Hell ya some ono dollo.
by dollo master June 7, 2009
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Doodooanity

A new religion brought to earth to ensure the Survival of the Feces and bring about a New World Odor.

The only commandment is to replace (in all languages) the words "God" and "Love" with "Doodoo".

The problems of the world are caused by words. Look at the Middle East, Ireland, etc. -- they're all fighting about "God". When they realize they're fighting over "Doodoo", they'll start giggling uncontrollably and drop their AK-47s.

Similarly, remember how O.J. "loved" Nicole? People get so bent out of shape about "love". If John told Susie, "Oh how I doodoo thee, let me count the ways," then none of the inevitable consequent agony would arise, and John and Susie would go on to live normal, happy lives.

(Note that Doodoo refers to the spiritual, while Peepee refers to the mundane.)
(from the Holy Book "Doodooronomy"):
1. In the Beginning, there warn't shit.
2. Then shit happened.
3. Then we got the spoon. ...
by The Poop November 25, 2004
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DooDoo Cock

DooDoo Cock is what a man gets when he goes anal, (Hits it from the back) and his sexual partner hasn't quite wiped her ass clean. As a result of the partner's "anal negligence" the man's penis now has fecal matter on it.
Alternate Spellings: Doo-Doo Cock, Doo Doo Cock
Karlton: Dude, I heard you got some booty last night!
Chris: Nigga, dat shit was FUCKED up! I tapped it from the back, and when I pulled out, I had DooDoo Cock!
Karlton: Oh shit, man! You should have slapped that bitch and told her to wipe her ass! Goddamn, son!
by The Little Fetis March 7, 2009
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doodoo (doo·doo) n.

doodoo, gonna put it onnnn you!
by kurt December 30, 2002
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