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droopy dong

a penis that hangs below the knees and refuses to become stiff
Tony's droopy dong looks more like an elephant trunk than a penis!
by sean14714 January 27, 2006
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Kwong Dong

He couldn't help but feel good about his friend having a kwong dong.
by OMFG EPIC LOL July 2, 2009
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Jackson Dong

Jackson has a giant 🅱️enis and hates the YouTube channel DJYdyi
Jackson Dong is secretly a youtuber
by Yotemaster69 May 22, 2019
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DONG DEALER

One who simply slings dick.
Damn, that girl is a dong dealer!
by Spanky97 September 10, 2016
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Girthy dong

A hard dick, usually quite lengthy as well
by Munch919 October 22, 2015
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Unsolicited Dong

A text message or email picture of a man's penis sent to a woman who had not asked for it.
Dude did you hear? Jenn Sterger is suing Brett Favre over his unsolicited dong.
by Jhonny Jay December 11, 2010
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Dong sneeze

Man 1: My dong sneezed in her face last night.

Man 2: Nice
by 535 March 7, 2011
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