Disasterbation

A masterbation session on that ends up messy and all over the place.

She came home early, and surprised me while masterubating. So I tried to finish real quick, and it ended up in a complete disasterbation

by AAADDAAA March 4, 2011

Dishwasher

Women who belong in the kitchen. This is a common name to use instead of using their real name. This degrades the woman, showing her place in the world, in the kitchen making your sandwich.

"Hey dishwasher, go make yourself useful and make me a sandwich."

by True_Gamer69 December 17, 2019

disaster RADio

One who shakes it like a polaroid picture.

"Girl, you so disaster RADio, it's offa da scale!"

by Buttmaster Butt May 2, 2004

Dishsaster

A giant pile of dishes staring you in the face, messing up your kitchen, when you don't have a dishwasher

I'm trying to avoid eye contact with the dishsaster in my sink, otherwise I know I'll have to do something about it.

by Shufflerock March 31, 2018

disasterqueef

A queef that occurs during sex that is so severe it kills the boner and may induce impotence

Larry: Did you hear about Gabe?
Jason: Nope
Larry: Him and Becky were getting in good when she let out a disasterqueef!!
Jason: Man, fuck that!
Larry: Gabe can only get wood now by going to the forest.

by von groovy May 3, 2019

Disasterpiece

Def 1: A song off of Slipknots second studio album, Iowa

Def 2: An artwork that is well made but fucked up

1: Nibba 1: Yo, dude what's your favorite metal song
Nibba 2: Disasterpiece

2: Nibba 3: Dude, I saw Rule34 of Kanna Kamui

Nibba 4: Nigga, That's a Disasterpiece

by Putthatbeatdownlikethefamdog November 7, 2019

Disaster Chic

The type of clothes typically worn by politicians when they are visiting emergency sites or attending emergency related press conferences as coined by Sammy Lawrence.

"What are you wearing to the fire press conference?"
"I'm dressing in disaster chic, so probably jeans, boots, and a quarter zip with my logo on it "

by D Encino May 17, 2021