disbefuckinlief

when you go into shock because your teacher said something totally not school apropriate. AND they get it.

"I can't believe my apush teacher just said a "thats what she said joke" , I'm in disbefuckinlief!"

by the backstreet boys October 21, 2012

disabulletpoint

an itemized list of disappointments, providing specific examples of letdowns

The list of disabulletpoints seemed to be endless, but it allowed us to focus on Edward's biggest fails in an organized fashion.

by thehiggler January 21, 2013

disablaged

Disabled by age

" No wonder the old git drove into the ditch, he's disablaged!"

by le Belier August 7, 2014

Disaperiod

When you hook up with a girl and she's gone before you wake up the next morning due to the horrifying fact that she had her period in your bed.

I banged this girl last night but when I woke up she was already gone. At first I thought that was awesome but then I realized the reason why she left was because she got her period all over my sheets. Felt like that scene from the Godfather with the horse head. Never saw her again. She straight up Disaperiod.

by Stevie LaLa November 22, 2015

diabetic munchies

having low sugar and just wanting to eat and eat and continue eating pass the point of no return then when you get your sugar up you realize "damn I ate so much food and now I regret it".

My sugar is low and I am hungry. I must have the diabetic munchies.

by Diabetic 101 September 26, 2017

Disabilititty

A condition where a woman's breasts don't look right. An example of a disabilititty is an inverted nipple or a botched boob job.

Did you see her boobs? The disabilititty is strong with that one.

by Not a Skeeter September 29, 2017

diabetes

type 1: an autoimmune disorder where your pancreas does not produce insulin. IT IS NOT BECAUSE YOU ATE TOO MUCH SUGAR AND DOES NOT MEAN YOU CANT EAT SUGAR.
type 2: happens either genetically or because of eating habits. your pancreas is somewhat resistant to insulin. unlike type 1, type 2 diabetes can sometimes go away if taken well enough care. you also have to watch what you eat with type 2 diabetes.

me:“i was just diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.”
dumbass:“oh shit man, so you can’t eat sugar?”
me:“no, dumbass. that’s not how it works.”

by lordfarquad June 3, 2018