The head of a un-circumcized penis. Quite sickening to look at and for a girl, it must feel like a big chunk of beef jerky in her mouth while giving head to someone with a Discombobulated Cock Top.
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The feeling of disappointment when watching British broadcast porn, and realising that nothing that will ever float your boat will be broadcast.
Stuart was discomjackulated after realising that staying up all night to watch the unintentionally unencripted porn was a complete waste of time.
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