matto: you disingenuous dense motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.
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Bernadette was very happy: her new boyfriend had promised to go diving into the red sea once Eastenders had finished.
by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003
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Old school term that still applies to today. It is the act of ejaculating while the penis is completely under water. This can be in the tub or especially in a swimming pool or larger body of water. Basically one cums under the water and the semen beads off and suspends itself under the water, slowly floating to the surface. For those familiar with the practice and have developed the fetish, they usually go after the suspended semen and try to eat the ejaculate. This does take some skill, patience, and appeal so that is why the action has been called pearl diving
I asked him if he has ever been PEARL DIVING before and he said no. So with that I let my massive load escape under the calm waters of our spa. I then motioned him to get in and told him "happy hunting".
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-Fuck yeah, but I get to dive into the red sea later!
-High five!
-Fuck yeah, but I get to dive into the red sea later!
-High five!
by JRP November 16, 2003
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