Dinged It Off

A double-level euphamism used by a recently dumped male to refer to his newly acquired mastubatory status whilst masquerading as the person who chose to end the relationship. On the surface level, this allows the male in question to save face in front of his friends, by appearing to remain in control of his own sexual destiny. At a deeper level, his return to the world of self-service and tissues was not of his choosing.

Dumped dude's mate: "So did you sleep with your gorgeous ladyfriend last night?"

Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"

Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"

by Oblivicho February 15, 2015

hum-dinging

something that is bad, by smell, taste or look. rhyming slang for minging.

"yuk! dave have you farted that smells toatlly hum-dinging "

by ant1y February 8, 2008

wed-ding

The marriage of two ding-a-lings.

The wed-ding of Max and Marsha, two of our town's ding-a-lings, was last Saturday.

by circus room October 22, 2012

Ding Dong

Ding Dong!!!

1.The sound the door bell makes (Sounds 100 times louder when it's your parents at the door)

2.An idiot

3.similar to a jerk off (An ignorant dick wad, not someone who masturbates excessively)

1.Ding dong!

You:oh no its....

Your parents:Hi sweetie!!!

2.Look at Mark...Shoving a firecracker up his arse....What a ding dong

by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Ding Dong

1: The sound a doorbell makes.
2: A man's penis, also known as a dick, cock, and talala.

ohh u touch my talala. mmmm my ding ding dong.

by i like woman penis July 7, 2010

Ding Bat

It's already a word but i like this definition better. :)

Someone who acts silly or does/says stupid things.

Oh my gosh you're such a ding bat, you almost booted that soccer ball on the roof!

by pbimpette November 7, 2009

ding

international sound for gay

wow i really like your pink shirt its quite fitting "DING"

by pusdio June 15, 2010