Digital Dick

The most amazing kind of dick.

whoa he has a digital dick

by Jayde Jenenr July 30, 2011

Digital Tourette's

it should be called Digital coprolalia

1. Uncontrolled and unfettered uttering
of profanities whilst online.

2. Some things said during a fit of "Online Coprolalia" will be completely uncalled for and may result in uncontrolled LOL's and rofl's and coffee spurting through ones nose.

misquoted examples of Digital Tourette's on FB

1.person on facebook = "Had a shitty day"
Megan = " awww that not fun!! Vagina."

2. person on facebook = " my boss is crap"
Ms Clark = "Mother fuckers. Go in and kick their chicken butts."

by Not-someone-else January 27, 2012

digital wind

used to describe data moving silently through a system or systems

This software generates a lot of digital wind.

by tanelg June 2, 2018

digital invalid

A person who has barely any knowledge of how to use digital devices: has never browsed the web, never owned a smart phone, and shows no effort on wanting to learn how…

“He doesn’t even know how to turn on a computer”…he’s a “digital invalid”

by Mannymoe May 20, 2023

Digit Diarrhea

Like verbal diarrhea but while typing.

Man, I had digit diarrhea so bad last night. I had runs... the run on sentences that is.

by Chimo_92 May 3, 2018

nifty digits

Clever fingers. Is often used to describe a musician. Made famous after being the title of Richard Harvey's 1980 album.

Wow, you should have been at the piano festival! All of those keyboardists had nifty digits, and could play a Chopin waltz better than Chopin himself!

by Seshie February 21, 2017

Dodgy Digits

A very serious disease that nobody believes is real.

Damn brooo that nerdface has dodgy digits

by Specal cloud March 21, 2021