Delusional Fan

People who believe that Michigan will beat Alabama in 2012

MK-this time next year the tide is gonna get rolled by BIG BLUE!

Me-Man, you are such a delusional fan!!

by RTR28 September 22, 2011

split decision

an ass, place where you shit; comes from the hard decision of choosing the right or left cheek

I see your split decision.

by Big Man Mac February 1, 2008

decasexual

A person who is attracted to ojects, males, females, hermaphrodites, animals, and all the five previously listed nouns but in 2 dimensions (animated or drawn).

Let's use Hillary Duff, who is evidently a decasexual, as an example:

She is a decasexual because enjoys indulging herself in sexual activity with Mariah Carey, George Bush, (I don't know any famous hermaphrodites), Lassy (the famous dog) and tables. She also gets aroused by Sailormoon, Peter Griffin, (I don't know any famous animated hermaphrodites), Pikachu and that sword that the Megazord uses in Powerangers.

by Herman Shultz August 29, 2008

Delusional Clingy Fool

(Noun) A person who is so delusional that they are blind to everything around, especially pertaining to their relationships and/or own self. Actions include constantly wining, nagging, and crying, actions inappropriate for a persons age. Delusional Clingy Fools are so clingy that when confronted with their actions that are suffocating their relationships they cling on to whats left and start to beg for forgiveness. Beware of confronting Delusional clingy fools because when the evidence is clearly in front of them they will deny it all, like OJ did in his infamous trial.

Charles: Hey how are things with Mr. Chubon.
Alyse: Horrible I tried to break up with him and he begged me not to go!
Charles: Wow, what a Delusional Clingy Fool.

by Charles Aylse Macadangdang May 14, 2011

bad decision

The recipient of drunken sex, specifically sex that gets the giver in trouble.

Guy #1: "Dude.. I was totally a bad decision last night."
Guy #2: "Yeah? I bet she looked mortified afterwards."
Guy #1: "Nah, dude. I'm the best bad decision she'll ever make."

by Lexicon101 June 26, 2010

degust

To taste with relish

I ate the sausage with degustation! degust!

by erzeek April 2, 2007

DeBussy

A sexual organ that is horrifically disgusting on epic proportions and has the stinkiest odor known to mankind. First discovered in Florida in 2002 on a human male, a DeBussy is said to be able to be smelt from up to 2000 miles away, and long-term exposure will leed to poisoning and eventually death.

I can smell your DeBussy from over here.

by MallardWS September 12, 2020