I hate December

The cold breeze reminds me of the time we used to go out on a date while we keep each other warm by holding our hands or keeping our body close together.

I hate December. It reminds me of you.

by 051818 December 16, 2021

December 14th

one bad ass bitch was made this day represent.

the traits that people who were born on this day are cool, awesome, DOPE, kinda gog too.

me: im born on december 14th!
girl: oh so you're DOPE and kinda gog...

by whiddle and whop October 15, 2019

december

The month in which the hottest women are born.

That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.

by Pseudonym123 August 25, 2008

December 15

National no virgin day. Make all your friends who are virgins no longer virgins, even if it’s one of the homies seeing this automatically gives you a pass to be gay the whole day

Toby: Hey it’s December 15 ;)
Tom: Oh shit really, ok where you wanna fuck then?
Toby: Right here right now ;)
Tom: DIPSHIT WERE IN THE SCHOOL HALLWAY, but i mean I’m down

by RetardedMouse December 13, 2020

December 2nd

The day when a boy must make a decision about his intentions on a girl. The day was named in honour of a date when famous Russian literature hero Vlad Gejushin, decided that he needs a woman he loves in his life and saved her from death.

Person1: Hmm I’m not sure. Do I need her?
Person2: Come on! It’s December 2nd you got to decide!

by MaxTheFisherman December 5, 2021

December 2nd

Everyone one who goes to school college, high school, middle school, and elementary school will not show up everybody is skipping school so don’t come on DECEMBER 2nd!!!

Someone:Hey don’t come to school on December 2nd

Someone else: why?
Someone: because we’re all skipping

by Lovely crazy pants October 29, 2019

December 3rd

Give someone named conan your sweater day

give your sweater to someone named conan

person: hey conan want my sweater

conan: why
person: it's december 3rd

by ciarathewhat April 9, 2020