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Darwin Núñez

The best player to ever play the game of soccer/football. He is the reason behind Liverpool FC's success. He is also the cutest and hottest player to ever play. I love him very, very much.
Oh, Darwin Núñez, where have you gone
Liverpool's winning and I need a Cody Gakpo
So, tell me Salah, when are we gonna win the league
I'm getting Van Dijk, and I need to be with my reds
And if you bring with Henderson, he can score
Talk about Darwin scoring hat tricks, this could be end of Man United
So why don't we go to the FA Cup game
by DaddyTiger69 May 31, 2024
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Darwin

Darwin/darwining is a verb that means ghosting someone most for no apperant reason.
Friend 1: Did he answer your text?
Friend 2: Nah
F1 : There is no way did this mf just darwined us?
F2: Well he isn't answering his phone too so yeah I'd say he darwined the shit out of us.
by I get the ball and fumble it September 6, 2024
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Darwin's Contradiction

NPC 1: "Larp = Don't Rap Against Kendrick Ever"
NPC 2: "Yeah, that retard (NPC 1) is definitely Darwin's Contradiction."
by Figlicker March 5, 2026
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Darwin Retrieval

The frantic, high-stress act of pulling a Bro out of a busy intersection or dual carriageway after they have successfully performed a Frogger Faceplant.
Unlike the "Bro" who is often protected by a mix of adrenaline and sheer lack of foresight, the person performing the Darwin Retrieval experiences a massive cortisol spike and a heart rate that exceeds peak cardiovascular training. The "Retriever" is essentially forced into a life-or-death rescue mission because the "Bro" decided to treat a busy road like a Level 1 arcade game.
"I went to the Ogoh-Ogoh parade to see the statues, but I ended up performing a Darwin Retrieval instead. After Chad ate pavement in front of a taxi, I had to dodge traffic to drag him to the curb. My heart was pounding harder than a Barry's Bootcamp class for three hours afterward."
by Calzords Dad March 18, 2026
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Darwin

A tall guy that spits in your face. Was said that the government created covid just to put a mask on his face.
shut up, Darwin!
by 张三,李四,经武 February 11, 2025
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Darwin Dash

when someone is in danger (potentially life threatening) and instead of running away they run into the danger, derived from Charles Darwin's theories of evolution and natural selection, implying this individual would win a Darwin award for it
"bro there was a fire and James ran in, wasn't even anyone to save, bro did the Darwin dash"
by big_raga October 25, 2025
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A Darwin

One who is up ones self and is unknowingly atrracted to butch women that are more masculine than the aforementioned pervet. He becomes increasingly interested in these butch women when the woman mentioned below has rejected him, he can only settle for butch lesbians who go under the same forename as said beautiful lady.

A 'man' who falls into a relentless pursuit for his friends older and very attractive sister, she is beautiful and is clearly too good for him let alone being 2 years older than him. The traditional darwin harasses her with text messages and will never give up. He spreads lies to make himself feel better, and example of a darwin tale is written below. He is very horny. He cannot communicate with any other forms other than text messaging via a mobile communication device.

Darwin is also someone who invented the theory of evolution.
A Darwin: 'A very popular sixth former who is 3 years above me gave me head"

A Darwin: *via text message* "Hey if you're free could we talk please? x"

A Darwin: *via text message* "Hey if you're free we could meet tomorrow? x"

A Darwin: "please can we talk now?"
by CaptainHookBonerMan September 4, 2010
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