The Dirty Dam

The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all the shit. The winner of the The Dirty Dam contest is the one who holds the shit back for the longest. The loser of the contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.

Guy: Man me and Jamie did The Dirty Dam last night and his dam burst after like 5 minutes
Friend: What a pussy

by PaludanTheGreat August 18, 2018

Beaver Dam

When a girl stops another girl from scoring with a man.

I almost got late last night but Tanya Beaver damned me.

by CockBlocker32408 November 26, 2022

DAM

1. A misspelling of damn.

2. Diacetylmorphine

3. Wall to stop water

1. Dam that guy is attractive as hell. I love him so much .

2. DAM is metabolized into 3 MAM and 6 MAM Wich then are metabolized Into morphine. So heroin is literally morphine.

3. We built a dam to save the city from overflowing.

by Pregabalin junkie May 31, 2022

Jumping a beaver dam

When two guys bang in the back of a John boat. They position themselves in a way that makes it appear to others as if they’re about to “jump a beaver dam”

Wv man- Look at that skinny dude banging that old bald dude!

Ohio man- we’re “jumping a beaver dam”!

by Brokeback Canada March 28, 2022

Beaver dam

Female equivalent to a cock block.

I was in the middle of hole pounding this chick up against the cold porcelain, her friend came in and beaver dam'd me because she had to pee

by redneckmikey April 16, 2022

Dam

A word that seem disappointed or something bad is about to happen or something bad already happened

Dam, that’s crazy

by NotFunnySammy December 26, 2020

dam store

A very funny store name that is for a store next to a dam. Not overused in the slightest

“I’m going to the dam store.”

“Oh, I get it. Because it’s on a dam which also sounds like the word damn, so they made a very original pun while naming that store.”

by I put the fun in funeral January 3, 2021