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Dalton

A dalton has a incredibly microscopic penis and he Loves to show it. His favorite word is notlad because hes a loser and he is dating a herpes guy named Craig Burnett.
"Oi dalton ye faggot"
"wot"
"talk shit get hit"
r/wooooooosh
by IcePoseidon666666666 August 23, 2018
mugGet the Daltonmug.

Dalton

A dalton is usually the class clown and mostly spends his time in detention but when he's not in detention he is probably bullying a 2nd grader when he's in 8th grade because he can't beat him in a game of fortnite but friend wise he is kind of like an on and of friend sometimes he anoying and you just want to kill him but another he's like your best friend and for some reason a Daltons almost always get tons of girls that flirt with them but can't actually get a girlfriend and a Dalton usually is really funny and has some interesting jokes and pretty short most of the time.
Girl "did you hear that funny joke Dalton was telling everyone"
Other girl "was it the one about that grocery store"
Girl "yah that was pretty funny wasn't it"
by Nathan McCarter April 16, 2020
mugGet the Daltonmug.

Dalton

A queer with a bad case of swamp ass.
Ew look at dalton he has a bad case of swamp ass it smells like shit
mugGet the Daltonmug.

Dalton

A condition in which an bitter female’s little red clit or her “dalton” is inflamed and swollen.
Wow you got a real dalton down there.
by Chickenfriesandonions September 22, 2018
mugGet the Daltonmug.

Andy Dalton

The quarter Back for the Bengals that’s leading his team to be compared to The Dolphins.
Idiot Friend : Andy Dalton is the Best QB in the league , he should be compared to Vick

Funny friend : Omg I’m so sorry I didn’t know you were demented
by Ortiz The third October 6, 2019
mugGet the Andy Daltonmug.

drake dalton

A Drake Dalton is a rare species who likes gay butt sex to obseen levels and often tries to play it off as if he likes woman.
Wow, dis dick suckin nigga is suck a Drake Dalton.
by darealniggason October 16, 2019
mugGet the drake daltonmug.

dalton mcdonald

by Sjevduxbdjdjdjsnsn November 27, 2018
mugGet the dalton mcdonaldmug.

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