Derk

The action of fingering one's poocunthole

"Last night, I stumbled across a picture of a woman in a bikini, so I started to derk uncontrollably to the moon!"

by tu at January 30, 2026

Derkozliev

The act of having sex and having a heart-attack three strokes in.

I got a $50 prostitute last night, and I pulled a derkozliev, so i didn't have to pay

by luke:) May 4, 2025

Derk

A dank meme term used to describe something or someone in a negative or foolish manner. Often said when someone does something stupid, awkward, or just plain embarrassing. Think of it as calling someone a goof, but with more internet flavour.

"You are a derk"
"Derk moment"

by Sigmaboi enigma May 12, 2025

The Derksy Maneuver

When your mate Derksy has a hot mum so all the boys chip in and get him a ticket to Sydney but you all stay home and try to bang his mum.

What are we doing for JDs birthday?
The Derksy Maneuver!
If that when your mate Derksy has a hot mum so all the boys chip in and get him a ticket to Sydney but you all stay home and try to bang his mum?
Yes!

by One Of The Boys April 15, 2015

quirky derk

a derogatory term used to shame people who are over-the-top quirky and feel the need to push their quirkiness onto others in order to gain attention

Billie Eilish; she and most of her stans are quirky derks
Also people passionate about the show Bob’s Burgers; they are also quirky derks
shoppers of Hot Topic; I think you get the Idea...

by mr. jacker January 20, 2019

Dinkle derk

A silly goose

Charlie you dinkle derk

by boboschwabo April 29, 2021

Paige Derkas

a girl one grade below me who thinks is cool to smoke and vape. Ms. wannabe wilbur soot needs to get humbled rq cause the only reason she even does it is cause of her friend (also my friend) prani. (yes, i'm dead naming AND using the wrong pronouns, tf you finna do abt it bitch).

an example of her shit:

person- "yooo wil(paige derkas), you look high asf rn"

wil- "lmao yea, I smoked before I came to school"

person-" damn, can I get a hit?"

wil- no tf, im not letting you take a hit of my (literally nonexistent) pen"

by kali✊🏿 May 18, 2023