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girlfriend duty

The term used to describe the actions of a girl (usually girlfriend) who helps out a guy in a situation where help is required, but he is too proud to ask for help from anyone else.
Jessica: I was helping Imran revise for his exam last night!
Oscar: Girlfriend duty!
Jessica: It's not girlfriend duty!
Everyone in earshot: Girlfriend duty!
by Burger King Diamond December 8, 2011
mugGet the girlfriend dutymug.

Call of Duty

to call of duty-to shoot someone
-to rape/cream/beat the shit out of someone
dave- *shoots ron in the face*
ron-ahh wtf?
luke-man, he just call of duty'd the shit outta you
by ruxsha November 26, 2010
mugGet the Call of Dutymug.

yard duty

While out-of-doors to smoke a marijauna cigarette.
"I think it's time for a little yard duty."
"If don't see me in 5 minutes, I'm on yard duty"
by Rishann April 27, 2007
mugGet the yard dutymug.

floor duty

when you go to a friends house and you drop something edible on the floor, you have to pick it up and eat it REGARDLESS of the 4-second rule
Floor duty that, cuz I'm not throwing it away.
by Arvin March 2, 2004
mugGet the floor dutymug.

Call of duty

A game everyone loves to hate for no reason and every time someone opens their mouth every time it's " it's the same every year." And for some reason a lot of people buy the game even those who say it's the same every year are the ones who pay full price.
Guy 1 "Hey are you gonna get the new call of duty next month?"
Guy 2 "Why would I? It's the same every year."

One month later in games top
Guy 1 " Hey man what's up, what game are you getting?"
Guy 2 " Call of duty. "
by The Devil's advocate July 2, 2015
mugGet the Call of dutymug.

Call of Duty

Any overmilked franchise or product that comes out at least once a year. Used similarly to Cadillac.
The iPhone is the Call of Duty of smartphones.
by UrbanComedy04 September 8, 2018
mugGet the Call of Dutymug.

Facebook duty

Facebook duty is

1: an individual who call off of work claiming illness or some other personal issues but is caught posting on facebook stating to the effects of " skipped out on work to go take my gf to McDonalds".

2: an individual who signs up for a tour in the armed forces reserve and is caught spending all most all his alleged time while on reserve duty pulling facebook duty.

3: an individual that calls off all appointments with friends and family just so he/she can play games and wax thier Epeen on facebook.
Friend 1:Did you hear andy got busted pulling facebook duty..

Friend 2: Yea well if he wouldnt post on facebook every hour that wouldnt of happened.

friend 1: Of course when you tell the boss that you would go hang out with them but you noshow and get busted online playing farmville.
by jakiro79 March 29, 2011
mugGet the Facebook dutymug.

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