Triple Chocolate Divorce

A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea

Did you hear about Kevin? He and his wife did a triple chocolate divorce

by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023

Most divorced man

Elon Musk

Elon Musk is the most divorced man on the planet

by Tbenson November 27, 2024

Super Mario Divorce

When player two disconnects.

"Things haven't been going so good with my wife lately; we just filed for Super Mario Divorce the other day."

by gamer_Kat June 12, 2025

Texas Divorce

A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.

After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.

by LesleeB February 12, 2020

Proto-Divorce

Noun:
When a marriage ends during the wedding due to terrible circumstances.

Jerry: WHAT HAPPENED?
Kelly: I punched his dad.
Jerry: So you're not getting married, then.
Kelly: Yes, it's a Proto-Divorce.

by Cromwelle October 7, 2022

Oklahoman divorce

When you shit your pants while wearing a thong and the poop gets cut into two equal sized pieces.

The other day I accidentally shit myself while wearing a dress. My thong gave that turd an Oklahoman divorce and it fell right on the floor.

by Wafflestomper1125 October 22, 2025

Divorce

AND EMOTIONAL ABUSE! Ohohohohohohoho!!!

Hym "This is what you motherfuckers don't understand... YOU know and I know... That YOU have done something morally wrong... So for YOU to try and hoist me by my own petard and act like you have some kind of moral superiority does nothing more than demonstrate exactly how arrogant you guys really are. You didn't think they'd catch you doing SOMETHING. You did SOMETHING motherfucker. What did you do? You know what you did. Emotionally abuse your wife which lead to divorce? Do we get to emotionally abuse you now? I'll catch you doing something. And now you look like an idiot."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023