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squirrel squirrel diddle diddle

Did you hear about the squirrel squirrel diddle diddle protest later? It’s for a great cause.
by SquirrelGirl425 February 21, 2025
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Sizzle Your Diddle

Sizzle Your Diddle means to go tell someone to sizzle their diddle on a frying pan like sizzling a sausage
Person 1: Go Sizzle Your Diddle
Person 2: No! How About You
by Idkmangfioys March 22, 2025
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drop a diddle

To drop a deuce but for pedophiles/molesters. Often used as a way to get at dog fuckers.
I'm gonna drop a diddle!! Diddle deuce!!
by ackerman_tyler November 16, 2025
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thorndale diddler

Located in the Thorndale neighborhood of Hamilton, Ontario, the Thorndale Diddler is somewhat of a non-fictional urban legend on the McMaster University campus. Following a string of late-night break-ins, peeping tom-attempts and other weird shit towards the end of the 2017/2018 school year, the culprit was aptly given the name. This was quickly etched into McMaster culture through postings on popular Facebook pages such as "Spotted at Mac" and "McMaster Confessions", as well as the university's own subreddit. Due to the mystery surrounding the Thorndale Diddler, we can only assume that they are still at large and students are urged to do what they can to stay safe when walking the skreets home from the 3am Thode lyfe.

**It is important to note that the Thorndale Diddler is it's own entity and is not to be confused with other, more ancient legends including the Thode bandit or the Westdale Wanker.
Student 1: yoooo I almost got diddled last night - caught the Thorndale Diddler peeping in my window
Student 2: wtf I'm glad I live up the mountain so i can avoid that shit
by Kdissociation October 3, 2018
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hoodly daddle

The moon, according to the baby boomers who allegedly landed men there in their spare time.
The hoodly daddle sure is bright tonight! You know we landed a man there when I was only in high school? What have you done millennial!
by gravedigger bear July 1, 2019
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Kid Diddler

by UltimatePunchMan May 22, 2017
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Diddly Poo

Something the New Orleans Saints didn't do offensively.
"We didn't do diddly poo offensively."
- Jim Mora
by Nougatz January 20, 2009
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