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galaxie deluxe

A dumpy, inefficient brand of typewriter that rarely works but is favored by hipsters for its loudness and commonness.
It's embarrassing enough that you took your typewriter to the coffee shop. Why did it have to be the shitty Galaxie Deluxe model?
by typewriterfanatic February 25, 2014
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The Maitland Deluxe

The art of giving coitis to your partner whilst simultaneously performing cunnilingus on their dog. The size of the dog does not matter.
Hey bro, heard you got to do the Maitland Deluxe with your misso last night. Congrats bro, thats so dope, how was it?
by chocciesforbrekky21 November 24, 2021
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frylovers deluxe

The act in which a group of Spanish and Afro-American men all lay next to or around each other and jerk off until they ejaculated ito a fan to mist it around the room and all over the group.
"Hey John would you wanna come to my house to have a frylovers deluxe with me and the guys"
by corvocreations September 28, 2022
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The Narrator From The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

Some damn brit that narrates a guy named Stanley who's employee 427 and probably drinks tea and says end is never the end or something
The Narrator From The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is a brit. And I HATE British people.
by captain ! January 25, 2024
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Napoleon complex deluxe

A much more extreme version of the devastatingly debilitating prototypical Napoleon complex, the absolutely crippling Napoleon complex deluxe afflicts only the most terminally insecure sissy manlet boys (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10) and obviously all turbo-manlets (exceptionally stunted males from 4ft11 to 5ft4). Now not only infected with the lifelong curse of manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex but additionally with a gnawing and ever-present Napoleon complex deluxe, the completely deranged little manlet henceforth stoops so low as to take his inferiority complex-induced manlet cope and manlet rage to new heights of insanity. Driven to madness by manletism and the ravages of his shortsightedness, small-mindedness and his eternal inability to be the bigger man, the Napoleon complex deluxe suffering misanthropic manlet can often be detected as he furiously saws down outdoor basketball hoops under the cover of darkness (and made almost indiscernible by his microscopic size), tearfully howls at the moon beneath underpass clearance signs in the middle of the night and as he chugs down barrels of boost oil brake fluid in the manlet pit behind your local service station in a childishly futile attempt at finally triggering a growth spurt. An infinitesimal Napoleon complex deluxe infected turbo-manlet may be hiding under one of your fingernails at this very moment!
Amelia: Lol, why is Tom "Stop calling me a midget!" Cruise crying his eyes out while balancing on a golf ball and juggling burning matches over there? Layla: It must be his time of the month - clearly his Napoleon complex deluxe is acting up again. Amelia: Manlets, when will they learn?
by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
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gummy bear deluxe

A female, usually of the age of 70 or older who has no teeth and pleasures you orally
Your granny gave me the best gummy bear deluxe
by Charlesthesloth November 26, 2020
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Poop surpressor delux

Wife that gives her husband a hard time every time he says he is going to poop.
Poop Surpressor Delux
Husband :Honey I am going to go poop.

Wife: Again?! You just went before. How many times are you going to go poop? I never met someone that poops as much as you. You poop every day. Blah blah blah and on and on
by anonymous March 8, 2024
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