Dairy Hooters

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Thou shalt not forsake my dairy hooters against a wall!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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Dirty dairy queen

When you fuck your girl so hard you make her prolapse and blow your load on it making it look like dairy queen lips with lip gloss
My gf told me she wanted ice cream so i have her a dirty dairy queen then slapped her on the ass an said i gave you the cream now go get the ice you look a lil swollen
by Dirty dairy queen creator December 22, 2020
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dairy milf

1) An arousing dairy cow which has bore children
2) A (milf) with the abbility to still lactate.
"Had a dairy milf last night, milked all over my bed"
by Wheely wrong December 23, 2018
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Dairy Queen Swirl

The act of double dipping into a woman's 2 holes and then pulling out and having her suck on it and getting the taste of both chocolate and vanilla
I love sticking it into my girl's 2 holes and then pulling out and having her taste that dairy queen swirl
by VD Tour 97 July 08, 2024
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Dairy Queen Swirl

The act of double dipping a girl's 2 holes and then pulling out and having her taste it
I love going back and forth in my girls 2 holes and then pulling it out and giving her that yummy creamy dairy queen swirl
by VD Tour 97 July 08, 2024
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The Dairy Maid

When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.
I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!
by Da Vincheesy August 06, 2024
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Dairy cow

It's a tipe of cow that usually produces much more milk that normal ones. It is also a common way in Japan to insult big-breated woman.
Girl 1:Did you ssee Heather after she put silicone?
Girl 2:Yhea, now she is such a Dairy cow!
by Notingles March 25, 2011
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