cuddling

Cuddling is simply touching and caressing without any contact whatsoever with either partner's sexual organs. Women actually prefer cuddling to sex. Smart men love cuddling because it is single best route to sexual intercourse and to the elusive FEMALE ORGASM. Such men are treasured.

My girlfriend says that cuddling means not having to worry that I'm suddenly gonna demand sex, but I find that the more often I just chill and cuddle with her, the more sex we have. WTF???

by GQ36 November 7, 2008

Kid Cudi

The new King of Cleveland after LeTraitor left

We had King James, but he benedict arnolded and the new King is Kid Cudi

by xxi Illuminati ixx July 18, 2010

Cuddelus Buggelus

Latin name for Cuddle Bug. One who cuddles and snuggles professionally.

My boyfriend is a cuddelus buggelus

by The Babers September 11, 2010

cuddlesturbate

when one is so lonely that they resort to cuddling themselves/by themselves

Mary: Yeah, Jordan was gone last night, so I had to cuddlesturbate.
Colleen: That's so sad!

by nayshuh April 19, 2011

cuddle my wrist

verb: to gift someone a wrist watch

Girlfriend: What do you want for Christmas?
Boyfriend: Cuddle my wrist

by Slaytoven July 6, 2018

Advanced Cuddling

Where you take your significant other or the one you want to get dirty with and jump aboard the fuck truck all the way to pound town

Boy: Would you like to come over and do advanced cuddling with me?
Girl: Hell yeah, Id love you advance cuddle the fuck out of you!!

by King Frank Lea January 25, 2015

Monkey Cuddle

When a person who has the habitus of a monkey hugs you in bed and wraps their tail (i.e. free leg) around you. Very warming, like an electric blanket.

On cold nights, my boo monkey cuddles me, and I feel toasty and horny.

by PoopsdellaOops February 17, 2009