crusty feet

A Mexican, normally with stumpy, gnarly, hairy feet decorated with nub nub toes and cracked, peeling yellow toenails. There is normally a stench of rotten meat, stale cum and cat saliva to go along with the feet.

Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.

Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.

Rojolita: Faints

Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.

Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.

Rojolita: Faints

by Pothead Slut August 14, 2014

crusty taco

To spread your ass cheeks and sit on a victim’s face, ensuring your sphincter is directly on their lips, and then farting. This is usually done while the victim is sleeping or passed out.

Mike couldn’t handle his liquor, so when he passed out, I gave him a crusty taco.

by hamannbacon December 22, 2005

Crusty Watch

When one fingers a female from behind, allowing his wrist to pass through the cheeks and gooch of the female. This leaves a brown stain on the forearm of the finger-er, eventually drying to form the infamous "crusty watch."

"Dude, check out the crusty watch my girlfriend gave me for my birthday!"

by Chris and Troy August 7, 2006

crusty nuts

the practice of performin oral on the the male genitalia with a light dusting of sweat enhancing the flavour

Alan liked to eat crusty nuts

by anon March 16, 2003

crusty

Adjective used to decribe old people,a gross unidentified substance, anything broken, dirty, crumby, badly made/conceived, falling apart, stupid, wierd, gross, this word can be used very freely as it goes with anything that may have to do with the word crust but it never describes anything good.

1: that old man keeps staring at me
2: eww look how crusty he is

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1: i just got this from the dollar store and the lid wont close on it
2: here let me try... damn its not working it sooo crusty
1:that whole dollar store is crusty

-or-

1:Mr Tawil thinks he can teach us history by giving us a whole bunch of crosswords, he is such a crust.
2:Yea, he smell like weed, cigarettes and bagels, he is such a crusty old man.

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1:ew look at the crust under this desk
2: that's gum , you dumbass

by Naomiiiiii December 9, 2008

crusty

a weird/creepy person, or someone who is a bit 'crusty'.

that man is really crusty

by bottisham people October 23, 2012

Crusty Crab

When your on the beach with a girl, you get your dick all sandy and stick it in her clam,hole

last night i was doing this and i asked her if she knew about the crusty crab, and then Bam! i gave here a serious crusty crab right into the clammed yam

by jm nsvdklGHN December 18, 2008