creamed my crop

A term meaning came your pants after looking at something arousing
Jenn: do you think this bra is too bouncy on me?

Matt: Oh god i creamed my crop
by Side-Armz May 10, 2008
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alabama crop circle

when a bunch of hicks (preferably from alabama) take family members into fields and have a circle jerk. The last hick that blows their load on their family member gets cornholed by seeing how many cobs of corn can fit in their ass by the winning kin folk.
my ass hurts after losing last nights alabama crop circle... my sister just didnt look as good as she usually does...
by Pepperonni Steve August 25, 2009
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Mexican Crop Duster

A follow up to a dirty sanchez, when one cleans off the remaining fecal matter with a forceful ejaculation.
I can't believe Charlie did a Mexican Crop Duster on Jenn last night!
by chuckinator January 03, 2009
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Crop Dust Cut

After crop dusting, the movement of the hand behind the buttox to create a cut for which the fart does not trail you
Man! That's going to be a nasty crop dust, better crop dust cut so it wont trail me!
by Friuty Pooop October 06, 2011
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Crop-Top Carl

A boy who ties his t shirt into a crop top. Very annoying. Probably named Noah or Leigh something.
No! Don’t let Crop-Top Carl play the game, he’ll ruin everything!
by Anonymous Lizard Killer October 20, 2021
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Bulgarian Crop Duster

The act of shoving a broom stick up someone's ass while they proceed to take a hot steamy shit. Said act causes an abnormal explosion of fecal matter covering both participants in feces. Once finished, the broom wielder "dusts off" the stick with his/her tongue.
guy 1: i heard what you did to sally last night.
guy 2: oh yeah the old Bulgarian Crop Duster, it's one of my specialties.
by Nick and Nathan August 03, 2010
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Caliente Crop Dusting

When you fart while you are walking and you make the air around you warmer with said fart.
On a hot day use a caliente crop dusting on your worst enemy for a double punishment.
by The Obzerver April 16, 2021
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