force choke

A variation of the stranger in which one sits on one's own hand until it goes numb and then uses said hand to masturbate. It gives one the sensation that somebody else is using the force to stimulate one's penis.

From a deleted scene in a Star Wars movie:

Yoda: "Size matters not. Look at me."
*Yoda exposes himself to Luke*
Yoda: "Judge me by my size, do you?"
Luke: "Ugh, gross! Put that thing away, Master Yoda."
*The spirit of Obi-Wan comes to Luke and speaks*
Obi-Wan: "Use the force, Luke."
Luke: "No way, I never agreed to this! I didn't come here to force choke a muppet's wrinkled and green penis!"
Obi-Wan: "Trust your feelings, Luke"
*Luke turns to Yoda reluctantly and nods*
Luke: "Alright, I'll give it a try."
Yoda: "No. Try not. Do...or do not. There is no try."
*The scene fades to black just as Luke begins to perform the unspeakable act*

by JediSnoodMaster October 28, 2010

Coke in the Can

The act of inserting powdered cocaine into the rectum in order to get high.

Her septum was deviated, so she wanted a coke in the can.

by DigitalSignalXX November 10, 2009

cock choke

The (physically impossible) act of wrapping one's penis around another person's neck in order to strangle him/her. Often used jokingly as an exaggerated threat.

If you don't stop changing the radio station in my car, I'm going to cock choke you.

by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

coke abuse

Regular use (two or three times a week) builds up tolerance. You still get the buzz but you have to take more of it more often. With greater tolerance comes heftier come-downs. At the peak of cocaine abuse comes a condition known as ‘cocaine psychosis’ which includes such symptoms as aggression and disturbing hallucinations, often of insects under the skin. Regular long term users of cocaine are prone to suffer from permanent psychosis.

Cocaine is extremely habit-forming and you should not over-estimate your ability to handle it.

Until recently, I had not snorted any Coke for at least 25 yrs and I have just now learned that it ceases to be quite so nice after blowing an 8 ball in 2 days. Doing this much, all by myself, was great the first few times I did a line or three, but after a while I was no longer feeling anywhere near the same results as I did with my first two or three lines. It was taking at least twice as much to get the same buzz as I was getting when I did my first LITTLE line. Also, the buzz started ending much sooner than originally and I felt so tired, shaky hands, grinding my teeth, and just wanted to be left alone. I kept thinking that if I just do one more line I will feel better, but this is not the truth once you have begun coke abuse.

by Dr H Post September 11, 2008

Mexican Coke

Mexican Coke is the original coke formula, made with sugar cane and not corn syrup. there for older people tend to worship this as it is what they grew up drinking.

The story of how Mexican Coke was coined,

Coke: were going to switch to corn syrup

Mexico: yo, fuck that holmes

by dabgnorts April 15, 2009

Coke Dick

After snorting entirely to much cocaine causing one's cock to become completely useless.
"To much blow and the cock won't grow"

Jake Clitties from an episode of Californication during the shooting of "Vaginatown" gets Coke Dick after snorting some coke before a scene

by infamous joker May 7, 2009

coke shit

Someone that has been doing cocaine asks to use your bathroom, and takes a nasty "coke shit" that leaves splatters or skid marks that never come off the toilet.

Dominick came over & took a nasty "coke shit" in my bathroom!

by SMUGGLER305 December 19, 2008