Night Critter

1. Mysterious creatures of the night, commonly attack humans with any chance they get

Coach: "What kind of food do you like to eat?"
Ms. Brenda "I enjoy well-seasoned night critters"

by Ms. Brenda Definitions January 31, 2018

litter critter

Someone as low as shit on the moral scale, no standards, ash tray sifters, grungy dirty hippy junk boxes. Someone toxic to life their sludge tracks in like the shit they spew.

Fucking litter critter took my, still burning, cigarette out the gutter and finished it.

by Chili Wanka January 6, 2020

Cruelity critters

When someone say and does cruel things. Judges others because there not intelligent. Cruel intentions to make a person feel like they belong with the giants. HUMAN LIFESare not there concern. Using intelligence to make a person never feel good enought until they feel exactly what they think about someone. Not letting go to someone they think is retarded and stupied. Doesn't care how a person views there own self. Making sure you feel the same way they do . Insecurityhoarders. Making sure others see you the same way. Like a bully at a school. Make the world more heartless.

That cruelity critters told the classmate your parents must have been restarted

by Truthnut June 14, 2020

Incidental Criteria

Knockout criteria that suddenly appear during the assessment of a project. These criteria have never been seen or mentioned before said assessment and if they are not fulfilled will result in a failing grade.

Teacher: "If you don't have a presentation by tomorrow, you'll fail this assignment"
Student: "This was not in the initial assignment, it's an Incidental Criteria"

by JustFOff July 1, 2021

major critter

A term for an animal that is considered cute despite being dangerous to others and/or the environment.

Person A: The invasive dogs have been eating our crops and killing the native snakes!
Person B: Hehe major critter likes belly rubs.

by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022

Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.

That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.

by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022

Attic Critter

Someone or someone's, at your apartment,who gets in the attic above your unit and harasses you.. They can see everything you do and screams all God damn night to the early morning, to all the other people in the building... But when you go downstairs to fight them... They don't man-up!

Hey, who's that guy screaming through the walls.. Oh , that's just the attic Critter!

by B9ine November 1, 2022