An unkept, greasy set of facial hair brought on by isolation during the self quarantine phase of the COVID-19 pandemic.
by DRJAY April 23, 2020

A date that consists of consistent mask wearing and proper social distancing while genuinely getting to know your date.
by Sir Eddy Cook January 17, 2021

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

Covid Spelunker
A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.
The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.
The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

When ur dads goes are crusty as fuck and they be looking like yellow powder and you would rather lick a deers asshole then like his foot
by Shadowfang543 April 24, 2020

The type of person that screams at people to "Stay Home, Stay Safe!". She writes her opinion on everything online...repeating this same mantra over and over again. She loves to drive around in her car with her windows up and her mask on, by herself, terrified the virus will attack her if she isn't vigilant. She can't imagine going back to normal. She loves the attention and the righteousness she feels when she gets to tell people what to do and dob in her neighbours and friends for not following the rules. She has been waiting a lifetime to send out her virtue signals all over the globe. She finally has her audience.
by Caszie87 August 2, 2021

He has covid 13300
by Jong un12345678910 April 23, 2020
