Governmental

A state of Moronicness only achieved by those in power, who have no idea of what to do with it.

President Bush's governmental attitude, will only led the US and it's allies lower in the opinions of other countries within the United Nations.

by A J V April 15, 2007

government

The way it acts is proof that God really doesn't exist after all.

by AYB May 1, 2003

Government Job

A typical venue of legal employment, characterized by hourly wages, labor taxation, and usually a timeclock, as opposed to working under-the-table, straight commission, or illegally.

This heat's too much, 'cuz. When I get back maybe I'll just get me a government job somewhere and quit trappin' for at least a little minute.

by Charlie the legit hustle April 16, 2006

Government of Canada

silly clean humour that rates worse than a dad joke

Lewis: "hey did you hear the one... insert bad dad joke"
Ralph: "Dude. Lame. That was so Government of Canada"

by mo-a February 8, 2005

governmentese

supposedly jargon held to be characteristic of government officials;

a language spoken by government employees and their conntractors for the purpose of accomplishing as little as possible over the longest period of time

First Known Use of GOVERNMENTESE
1944

Q: "Why doesn't someone just fire this guy?"
A: "He's the only one who speaks Governmentese. We would have any public school contracts without him."

by hipoint93 September 1, 2011

Government Potato

A person who has become brainwashed by any form of government agency, to carry out a specific task.

"Did you hear about Jacob"

"Yeah, he totally became a Government Potato."

by Combat_Fountain May 31, 2015

Government cookie

Someone that sucks up to the government

youre a god damn government cookie

by Yeokiddd March 23, 2019