the act of 2 female friends that have now been related through their vagina's after having sexual relations with the same man.
Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are cooter cousins because they both have had sexual relations with Brad Pitt.
by Licky Pee April 12, 2010
christine walked into her bathroom, lifted the lid to find kevin's cousin it stew. she almost hurled.
by d.monaaaay November 02, 2007
by lultraintracks January 13, 2021
Similar to friend zone, one may find themselves in this dire predicament when a flirtatious attempt with another is ended abruptly due to them exclaiming something along the lines of 'but we're cousins!' or 'you're my cousin!'.
(After yearly family gathering)
Cletus: Goddam it Travis, it was going real gooood
Travis: Why, she didn't cousin zone you did she?
Cletus: You're darn right she did
Cletus: Goddam it Travis, it was going real gooood
Travis: Why, she didn't cousin zone you did she?
Cletus: You're darn right she did
by swaggy_mcdabbins April 09, 2019
The spirit of Listerine, moon beans and the great buffalo. They're always around you, though only noticed by those with a mustache. They provide great fortune to true believers.
We lost my sisters goat one time but then the Ghost cousins came and were like "hey, look to the Long House and you will find your sisters goat." Then what'd you know, we believed in the ghost cousins and there it was, right by the Long house.
by Straight Cousin December 23, 2013
A cringey country person who resides in the southern states, especially a racist, intellectually challenged, and overall stupid redneck. Usually thinks they are superior and smart. Often fails to shave neck hair. Often resides in a mobile home and drives a pickup truck. Bad will prevail.
by KillRacism May 02, 2019
Look at that cousin shagger over there
by ///cool/// September 06, 2017