The act of verbal flatulance through the lips of a jackass; talking like an asshole
In other words, a complete asshole undeserving of life
In other words, a complete asshole undeserving of life
Mike: did u hear somthing?
Matt: no, why?
Mike: Hmm, must have been brantley spincter coughing from the other room...
Matt: damn, i can smell the bullshit all the way out here!
Brad tried to play the bass, but could only produce a rather nasty ass sphincter cough
Joe: DUDES!!!!!!!
Mike: what a sphincter cough...
Matt: no, why?
Mike: Hmm, must have been brantley spincter coughing from the other room...
Matt: damn, i can smell the bullshit all the way out here!
Brad tried to play the bass, but could only produce a rather nasty ass sphincter cough
Joe: DUDES!!!!!!!
Mike: what a sphincter cough...
by J-RIZZO December 28, 2007
Get the sphincter coughmug. a tactic used when smoking weed to make the person ahead of you in the circle hit a cashed bowl. a well-timed fake cough after your hit makes them think the bowl is burning strong, so they will take a strong puff, only to find themselves with a mouth full of ash.
if you ever fall victim to the fake cough, the best option is to execute the double fake cough on the next person in line, thereby making them take an even more cashed hit.
note- someone who likes to sneak a hit may be unaffected by the nastiness of the fake cough.
if you ever fall victim to the fake cough, the best option is to execute the double fake cough on the next person in line, thereby making them take an even more cashed hit.
note- someone who likes to sneak a hit may be unaffected by the nastiness of the fake cough.
wait a minute, this bowl is cashed as fuck...the fake cough! i should have known, it was cashed last time i hit it.
by Leroyjenkins May 16, 2007
Get the fake coughmug. The act of waking up, being hungover and talking to other people after a party not realising that your fellow partygoers have imparted their own personal liquid DNA somewhere on your person... this is usually obvious to everyone but yourself.
Cho: Greened out and had to go out to spew. Meeting <dongname> at back of tent after monkeys see you there
Reilly: Man I'm glad I made him a wet cough this morning
Reilly: Man I'm glad I made him a wet cough this morning
by mrgilly August 17, 2007
Get the Wet Coughmug. by Rasty67 January 27, 2013
Get the Butt coughmug. by leche82 April 12, 2014
Get the Ball Coughmug. it is a reddish blueish whiteish greenish kind of pot plant thats has a strawberry aftertast,and it give you the coughs high paid bud high time kind of bud
it that strawberry cough in the bowl i pick up some strawberry cough form the hippie down the street it cost a pretty penny but it for you bro
by grassmanfarmer December 9, 2008
Get the strawberry coughmug. A sexual act which involves the male partner gently putting his testicles into his partners' mouth...proceeding to then cough to allow his testicles to rise up, which is then repeated to create a teabagging effect.
"How's the sex, Brian?"
"Yeah, good! We started the night off with a typhoo cough last night?"
"What the fuck is that?!"
"Imagine a teabag, but with cough and drop. Fucking rinsin' mate."
"Genius. Not only do you get an oo with Typhoo, but a 'urrrghh' with a typhoo cough!"
"Yeah, good! We started the night off with a typhoo cough last night?"
"What the fuck is that?!"
"Imagine a teabag, but with cough and drop. Fucking rinsin' mate."
"Genius. Not only do you get an oo with Typhoo, but a 'urrrghh' with a typhoo cough!"
by Boltzzzzz May 5, 2010
Get the Typhoo Coughmug.