cosmicfail

A fail of cosmic proportions; a fail so great that is is not merely epic, but involves the eminent collapse of the cosmos itself.

Did you hear about Toonami getting pulled off the air? That move was a cosmicfail.

Bob: And so then they pulled me out of the church screaming "FOR THE HORDE!"
Jim: Dude, cosmicfail.

by Shiba Ayame November 6, 2008

Cosmic Cunt

A shockingly phenomenal bitch (female or male) who defies all boundaries of average bitchitude.

What a fucking COSMIC cunt!! That bitch just erased my hard drive!

by Vasalisa October 12, 2010

Comcasting

To subtly, steadily increase someone's monthly bill, with the hope that they won't notice the month-to-month increase. Often used in conjunction with vague services fees and deceptive promotional periods. Considered widely to be the douchiest form of accounting.

Goddamnit, every month my bill goes up by $3-$4 because of some bullshit fee, and the only way I can get my bill back to where it was is by spending 2hours arguing on the phone. They are really comcasting us.

by bradybjr March 27, 2015

cosmic doughnut

The act of swirling your dick in a circular motion in a bitches ass then ejaculating in said ass.

My girlfriend wanted to try something, new so I gave her a cosmic doughnut.

by Earthborn Zeus March 18, 2017

Cosmic Clan

A total piece of shit made by some queer little children that thought it would be a good idea to make a fortnite clan

Yo, I joined Cosmic Clan last week but I left due to getting 12 different types of cancer the next morning

by Cosmic Clan March 20, 2019

Cosmic Blowjob

When you get your dick sucked with vape in the girls mouth. (Like a space ship with smoke underneath)

Dude Stacy gave me a cosmic blowjob with banana ice yesterday.

by Thatbitchwiththevapecard February 21, 2021

cosmickey

To be a fraud and have terrible takes

smh cosmickey is not top 100 in my book

by still1600 May 18, 2021