Mathew Cosmo

A loser who bullys kids that wont fight back and thinks he's the absolute king of everything he is also a HUGE Keyboard Warrior! with a 9inch

Mathew Cosmo: Wanna fight cunt!?
Small kid: NO!
Big guy: Wanna fight cosmo?
Mathew Cosmo: Leave me alone or i'm telling!

by Loser Theory November 30, 2011

Cosmo

Something that is very cosmopolitan and ny city.
Often used to describe activities that people in their 20's do.

Have you seen that girl in her trench coat sipping cocktails, that is so COSMO!!

by flemdelaflem November 9, 2012

Cosmic Shortcake

When you fuck someone over and end up with karma spewing overpowering cosmic justice all over your face and hair. The strength of the cosmic spooge causes you to fall and break your nose, resulting in a mixture of cosmic spooge and your own blood all over your pathetic face.

Bernard Madoff gets unsolicited daily servings of Cosmic Shortcake in his prison cell from his cellmate, Hank because he fucked over so many people.

by Cosmic Justice January 4, 2010

cosmixmaster

All things genius.

Definately not a wordfudge packer/word.

Cosmixmaster owns you.

by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003

Cosmo

a gay person. their nickname is probably mo and they are Queer. As Fuck. yeah

person 1: omg is that cosmo???
person 2: Yes That Is Cosmo, They Are A Homosexual

by ZoeWilly1006 October 16, 2020

Cosmo Jenkins

An international criminal, wanted by the FBI for smugglung glue into the country, thats right, hes a paste smuggler

Wake up Cosmo Jenkins, this is the FBI, we have a bagel

by Vinnie da Homeskillet January 13, 2005

Cosmic Horner

someone who generally loves everything. this includes cock roaches.

"i've been a cosmic horner bad lately, even my sweat seemed romantic last night."

by redrobot September 24, 2005