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post-coital remorse

When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.
police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."
by Lil2'high August 16, 2022
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random eye contact

When you are looking around bored and you and another person look into each other's eyes confused and turn away as fast as you can
by Mcdonaldslover101 April 24, 2017
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The Theory of contagious communism is basically commiting Soviet Union
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Why are you looking up "Human Meat Container" on urban dictionary. What is wrong with you
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Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
by CallMeBez April 8, 2023
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contact solution

multi - purpose no rub solution that is used for soft contact lenses to remove harmful protiens and clean
hey i have contacts and i use contact solution
by beanballz March 5, 2010
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