Corona Boner

refers to an individual obsessed with the Corona Virus.

Person 1: Dave won't shut up about Corona Virus, he's got a mountain of toilet paper.
Person 2: yeah he's got Corona Boner something bad.

by Joey Pepperonii March 19, 2020

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blumkin cornea transplant con feces

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.

plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.

by bctcf666 December 28, 2007

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corena • Corenaissance • Corona • Coronacation • corina • Coregasm • Corona Time • Corona Boner • corentin • Corea

Coronaboner

The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.

"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"

"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"

by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020

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