condom coinflip

The 'heads or tail' moment when you hope the condom your putting on in the dark is facing the right way.

Last night I wasted 30 seconds guessing tails, putting that condom on the wrong way. Total condom coinflip.

by harrycomets July 30, 2011

gay coincidence

When a straight male or female says to members of the same sex, something that could be taken as gay, but wasn't intended to be, or was the result of a misspoken word.

(playing disc golf, trying to figure out a celebration for getting a hole in one) "Hey man, we should slap our dicks together (he meant to say "DISCS")"... LOL.. that was a GAY COINCIDENCE"

Note: an individual who is gay, cannot have a gay coincidence, it would be a "gay-on-purpose", by default.

by Kushasaurus October 17, 2013

Pensacola coin purse

v. The act of stuffing ones testicles into a woman's vagina along with your penis.

To Julies surprise, Greg was able to show her that the Pensacola coin purse was indeed possible.

by KJ Essick April 18, 2014

Block coding

One of various coding languages, more frequently used by kids. It is used with several different sections of blocks, and you snap a block with a block and make your character do something. As you can see, it's very simple coding language, therefore it is more commonly used by kids.

Teacher: "Any questions on the homework assignment for tonight?"
Student: "What's the name of the website we use for block coding?"

by mouthrat August 6, 2019

Mud coin

The rare coin found in the bum crack of a middle aged man, typically found during a vigorous wash.

Hey Jo, I just had a shower and I wash washing my nethers and I think a mud coin dropped out of my anus.

Jo says, “How much do you think it’s worth?”

by hasto75 January 9, 2021

Face Coin Bank

A Face Coin Bank is a bank that looks like a face. It’s extremely weird and unsettling. It just swallows coins.

😂Hahaha did you see the Face Coin Bank yet? Man, it’s so weird!!

by Redonkulous Definitions November 4, 2021

Red Coin

Red Coin is a mainly female nude photo based currency. Value of the coin is largely determined based on who is in the photo, megapixel quality, positioning of subject, number of areola’s visible, filters used and how clean the mirror is in the bathroom or bedroom. Female toilet parts and dick pics are considered Canadian currency as they aren’t as sought after as nipples but still hold some value. First monetary trade of Red Coin was a drug deal where the buyer was $20 short and he paid the dealer with 4 photos of his girlfriend, making trading value starting at $5 per coin.

Yo, Craig was short on his Fantasy Football dues so he gave me 4 Red Coin.

by Thunderdick December 3, 2021