cooch douche

A particularly lovely squirt bottle that a bitch jams up her cooch to get rid of a) the smell of rotten goat testicles and b) the remnants of last night's man-whore

See also: Connie Coochface

by Cassandra Van Rooyen June 1, 2004

cooch spider

A head tingler or massager used to stimulate a girl's vagina.

Robby busted out the cooch spider on his girl last night!

by Billy Joel March 19, 2005

cooch patrol

The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.

Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."

by Schlenkertanker December 14, 2010

Cooch scoop

Similar to the scoop. Involves the same cupping motion, however, the force is applied to the crotch region, usually of a female. However, unlike the scoop, it is less of a lifting motion, and more of an outward slide. This move is usually not okay to do in most social settings, and is not recommended for males to do to anyone.

Girl 1: "COOCH SCOOP! Haha, gotcha!"

Girl 2: "Oh, goodness! I am simultaneously embarrassed and feel very violated."

Girl 1: "Oh, yes. And I have a deep feeling of accomplishment for having pulled this off. Better luck to you next time, comrade."

by Sarathos October 22, 2010

cooch stocker

Person that deliberatedly searches for females round the age of 15 and 17.

(person a)DUDE WTF are you doing that chick's like seventeen still.

(person b)So?!

(person a) Man you'r such a cooch stocker

by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 8, 2009

Cooch coon

A cooch coon is a raccoon that is birthed from a woman (her cooch). The coon then grows up and goes to school just like any other child (He doesn’t know he’s different). On his first day, children start to make fun of him. They call him cooch coon.

Basically someone who looks very disgusting

“Woah man!! That’s not a crackhead.... that’s a cooch coon!!” says Nathan.

by Deluxehotdogeater September 19, 2018

Ava’s cooch

Tends to smell like week old fish mixed with a landfil.

Ava’s cooch was so bad aqua man wouldn’t go near it

by Chungus22 July 9, 2019