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Contagious Profile Picture Trend

Also known as CPPT, it is a trend when you see one brave friend who decides to change his/her facebook profile picture, so you change your profile picture and eventually about 20 or more friends have all changed their picture because it's contagious.

This trend goes in waves because it's contagious.

One can wonder how contagious this trend is and if the trend really ever ends?
Friend 1 changed their profile picture.
...1 hour later
Friend 1 and five other friends changed their profile picture.

Friend 2: Looks like my friends are going through the contagious profile picture trend.
by Freakin Bob!! March 14, 2011
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cottage cheese slingshot

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.
"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
by nevereveragain August 31, 2013
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cottage bottom

When a girls buttocks is very fat and saggy that it looks and smells like cottage cheese. Typically found on obese females or old ladies.
Did you see that cottage bottom it looks good ol granny cheese.
by Bunghole MASTA April 25, 2014
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Contaterbob

The state of eating tater tots while watching spongebob in a good mood.
Wow, I could really go for some contaterbob right now.
by ScootetCat August 6, 2016
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Cottage

Where David goes and fucks his sister
Dave is asked to go fishing but he can't cause he is going to the cottage
by Donk912 July 19, 2016
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Cuntageous

The "Contagious" attitude of being a cunt. People who hang out with cunts turning into cunts, or acting like said cunts.
Jeremy: "Yo whats up with mike, hes been a Cunt lately"
Ryan : "Yeah.. he's been hanging out with that cunt cody recently.. "
Jeremy: "Ohhh must be Cuntageous"
by MoistNIgger July 2, 2016
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cottage dweef

1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year
Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop
by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016
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