John always made sure he was alone before indulging in his daily constitutional. It was either this or risk embarrassment.
by smashingblonde January 1, 2011
Get the Daily Constitutional mug.After several hours on the toilet from being constipated you give up because you are too tired of trying to poop.
Damn, that Italian food made me constipated! After hours on the toilet I gave up, I was constipooped.
by Jungle Girl January 27, 2009
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Deliberately making an effort to help an individual, while inadvertently creating an inconvenience to the others around you.
Deliberately making an effort to help an individual, while inadvertently creating an inconvenience to the others around you.
Thanks to that considerate asshole, we now have to include a screen capture when we upload art files.
by The Heinrich August 16, 2006
Get the considerate asshole mug.1.Oh my Toby, i feel so Constipainted i dont think I'll ever win us the grand condom prize.
2.Often happens when you take too much nyquil, dayquil, or shoot your self up with tranquilizing darts mistaking it for heroine.
2.Often happens when you take too much nyquil, dayquil, or shoot your self up with tranquilizing darts mistaking it for heroine.
by "milk"man June 18, 2009
Get the Constipainted mug.The written narration of constipated experiences over time. Constipediamemoria is the definition of a visitor's ledger which sole purpose is to collect stories of first-hand experiences with constipation relief. Sure to be a best-seller, short-stories of constipation is the perfect toilet-reader for guest-toilets anywhere.
His wait was long and arduous. When the relief of constipation was finally granted upon his bowels, his entire being was full of rejoice. He was left with an undeniable need to document the experience, and with arduous precision, he wrote his memories within the book of Constipediamemoria.
by PederPaaskTM December 7, 2013
Get the Constipediamemoria mug.A law of physics that states, "when one's rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will accumulate until critical mass is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved."
Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!
by darthenstein February 2, 2014
Get the constipational law mug.Guy:“You have to give up one thing for the rest of your life: oral sex or red meat. Which do you choose?”
Girl: “Meat.”
Guy: “Damn girl, constitution talk.”
Girl: “Meat.”
Guy: “Damn girl, constitution talk.”
by AGhoody December 14, 2017
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