liver concussion

When you drink so much, it's literally as if you hit your liver over it's tiny head with an alcohol mallet and it has a concussion.

If you have liver concussion you're probably hanging like a bitch.

mannnn I drank so much last night I got a liver concussion

by raquelley May 9, 2011

Dashboard Confessional

verb describe a musician who gives himself a band name despite clearly being a solo act.

"So, what's this Nine Inch Nails band all about?"
"See, it's this guy Trent Reznor..."
"Wait, it's just one guy?"
"Yeah."
"He dashboard confessionaled? What a lame-o. I hate him already."

by cegriffin June 20, 2005

The Taxi-Cab Confession

When you and your lucky lady (Who must be wearing a skirt) Get into a taxi, after giving her an Alabama Hotpocket... The cabby will notice the smell of sex and poo, and once you get to where you need to be... (Hopefully somewhere with a shower!) You get her to stand infront of the car while you lean in and tell the cabby you have a confession.. when he asks what, she shakes the shit out of her nappy ass poon and you run away! The Cabby might even forget to make you pay!"

"Me and Monica totally pulled the taxi-cab confession last night on this dumb paki!"

by EJG1234 April 7, 2009

Confession

A confession is a way to admit something, make known something, repent, and every other term one might use. If I were asked what it meant to me, it would be something that takes a massive amount of courage. It is something that you let out of your chest. So if you ever come across this...

There are words that I can’t tell you, and I am sorry for being incapable of telling them. I want to tell you about the lingering thoughts that wrap me at night, how some shatter me to pieces and how some make me realize how much I like you. There are a lot of things I want to forget, there are a lot of moments that I wish I could change… but you were never one of them. I want to tell you about my happiest days and I want to tell you about the days when I was torn. I want to tell you that it’s you that I write those songs about, and yet, they are too obvious. I want to scream my feelings for you… but I cannot risk this. I cannot risk what we have. I simply can’t build up the courage to tell you. I want to apologize for making you doubt yourself, it was never my intention. If I have to repeatedly remind you of how you will always be worth it, I would, because you are. I want you to know that you have never done anything to hurt me or make me feel unwanted. I never wanted to send this letter, I swore to myself I’d wait until it fades. Seeing you happy makes my heart melt, and after all the tears that I shed, I’m glad to have witnessed it all. I’m glad that I got to know you. Wherever this leads us, I want you to know that you truly are a remarkable person. Don’t be too hard on yourself in the long run, I see a bright future ahead of you. Please learn to forgive yourself and never bottle up your emotions for our sake. In this confession, I confess: I love you, Yellow.

by vivi.trvly May 20, 2022

Confession Booth

Where people go to apologize for their sins, like calling their younger sibling a Ploopy, or just use it as a place to take a shit.

Beavis and Butthead entered the confession booth and pretended to be the reverend.

by JeffyFanatic5000 July 11, 2021

the congressional

Named after the democratic New Hampshire Congressman, Richard "Dick" Swett, having a case of the Congressional is when you have a large amount of dick sweat. This mainly happens in the summer months to men and some transvestites.

Frank: Man, I have a wicked case of the congressional.
Jim: A lot of dick sweat, huh?
Frank: Feels like a full session of congress down there.
Jim: Swamp Ass is a bitch.

by Nuts n Soup May 17, 2010

Russian Concussion

The Russian Concussion is when you are balls deep in a girl and smack her on the ear so hard that it starts to ring. Then, while she's holding her ear in pain, you cum inside her.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other week and she told me to slap her, so I gave her a Russian Concussion.

by Tommbo66 January 2, 2021