conditionator

A man from the future who travels to the past to ensure proper conditioning of women's hair to prevent the hair apocalypse. Typically gay and flamboyant.

Whats that scent?
Its my conditionator.

by iliketits69 April 23, 2017

condin

Connor Anstey

1: “have you met condin”
2: “ who’s condin?”
3: “ you know, Connor ?”

by Iknowwhoyouare November 6, 2017

condition-based enlightenment

Defining the conditions that could impact the possibility for one to be in the state of "enlightenment" .
Enlightenment due to favorable conditions. Such as sitting under a tree vs standing in line at the DMV.

All these modern "guru's" have condition-based enlightenment. Have them come shovel some shit while late on their mortgage, and their babies are sick.

by yourheartisaportal January 28, 2018

Concillor

Pronounced: Con-Kill-Or; How Jordan Johnson spells Counselor

I’m gonna go see a concillor.

by CahlumHood May 30, 2018

Condin

Conner ( conner ) aspires to like bobs burgers as much as pearl does but he never will

bobs burgers is my show , condin

by Hmm...yep June 17, 2018

codriver

Where the passenger in the front of a car sucks the wang of the driver.. taking some of the load off the driver.

Charlotte insisted that she was the best "codriver" in the room.

by El.gingero March 4, 2018

Concisionist

One who advocates practicing concision when articulating feelings, thinking, analyzing, speaking, or writing.

"Concisionist" implies that there are concisionists—individuals who practice and advocate concision when feeling, thinking, analyzing, speaking, or writing, and non-concisionist, those who do not practice concision, and anti-concisionists, those who advocate communicating unconcisely, usually to prevent audiences from learning to communicate concisely and in the process getting smarter. Concisionism is the name for the ideology which advocates concise thought, analysis, speech, and/or writing.

by but for September 9, 2018